A Scientific Masterpiece

In a hidden underground laboratory, a scientist puts the finishing touches on his latest and greatest invention.

Henry, come quick!

"Yes?"

I want to show you something. I've just made what might be my single greatest contribution to human civilization! After all these years of fiddling with formulas and test tubes, I finally have something to show for my decades of working as a scientist, my apprenticeships, my bachelor's degree, my master's degree, and, of course, my PhD.

"Sir, what is it?"

Before I get to that, let me remind you of the hard work that went into this, and let me remind you how many people contributed to this work. This has been a trying time, an exhausting time. We have poured thousands of man hours into this, gathering many of the top scientists from around the world, and we finally have something to show for it. We finally have something to say, 'See, world, this is why science matters!'

"I can't take it anymore! What did you make?"

Patience is key, Henry. While I know you've had to wait to see this, I just want you to fully understand and truly appreciate how much effort was put into this invention, how much energy and intelligence and resources we poured into creating this.

"I understand. I get it!"

Excellent. Well, here it is.

(silence)

"Are you going to lift the towel, sir?"

The towel IS the invention.

"What?"

Now this isn't any ordinary towel ...

"Oh! I get it. It's a magic towel. You wave it over an empty space, and then you make magical items appear? Or, wait, you drape it over a wound, and suddenly it's healed!?"

No, no, but it does keep your body twenty degrees cooler than the temperature around you.

"It does?"

Yes! Exciting, isn't it!?

"I mean, I guess I could see how that'd be useful."

Of course you do! It's incredibly useful. It is science at its most incredible moment. In fact, it is my career. And now that I've completed it, I'm ready for retirement. Bye, Henry. I hope you one day too can create such a magnificent achievement.

"Bye, sir."

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Features

 

RealXGear Cooling Towel keeps you 20 degrees cooler than the outdoor ambient temperature. It’s like having your own air conditioner on you at all times. Keeps you cool all day long and is reusable. The cooling towel is machine washable and be used hundreds of times. RealXGear Sports Towel is made with durable, environmentally friendly super absorbent cloth.  Made from a revolutionary highly evaporative material that retains water while remaining dry to the touch. When it stops cooling, simply re-wet the towel in hot or cold water and wring it out. Within minutes, it’s cool again.

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  • Keeps you 20° cooler
  • Cools 2-8 hours, depending on conditions
  • Retains water while remaining dry to the touch
  • Super absorbent cloth
  • Reusable
  • Made of environmentally-friendly material
  • Includes zippered container
  • Each towel is 16.5" x 24"
  • Machine washable

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Dimensions (each): 16.5" x 24"
Material Content: 100% PVA
Country of Origin: China

Use Instructions:
First use, wet towel with hot water and wring out.
Machine wash cold; air dry.
Wet towel thoroughly, wring out and wear.

In the box:

  • (2) RealXGear Xtreme Large Cooling Towels
  • (1) Storage Pouch

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