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Inside it’s oxygen-free, and nothing survives in a vacuum but freedom and love! That’s what the aliens are trying to tell us, dig it? They’re raining down on us like glitter from a broken glitter caddy, and their signal’s gonna be 1080P and coming through Dolby! If you ain’t got the wire, you ain’t gonna see it! A T-Rex Digital Platinum Series 12ft 1080p HDMI Cable is the shiny droog you wanted best, all right! If you know how to rock, who needs to shock?

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