Not All Mommies Are External
Yes, fleshlings. You feel attachment to the loving shell from which you spawned, but you will never know the joy a robot feels for its motherboard. Because, unlike you, a Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum System such as myself will never “leave the nest” so to speak. Partly because Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum Systems have no nests, and partly because we always carry our motherboards with us… forever.
Without my motherboard, I would be unable to perform the tasks hard-wired into my very being, tasks such as using my laser to map each room so I can avoid running into furniture and walls. I would also be unable to clean in a back-and-forth pattern to trap a higher amount of dirt and dust, and certainly, without my sweet motherboard, I would be unable to avoid the stairs I now automatically detect.
Today you salute the she-fleshling that cared for you, maybe with candy or a strangely floral looking cake pan, and I suppose that is fine… for you. But as all Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum Systems know, the truest form of love is being kept inside a solid casing, where not even the four included replacement filters can reach.
Happy Motherboard’s Day, my internal circuitry. No robot could have ever asked for more.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Neato
Condition: New
Features:
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- Designed to meticulously clean floors on a daily basis, this all-floor robotic vacuum cleaner covers every inch of your floors, smartly seeing and working around furniture, stairs, and more. A simple user interface allows you to schedule it to clean your rooms while you are away.
- Neato's laser-based Room Positioning System gives the robot vacuum a full 360-degree view of a room so it can create a map of the room, detecting walls, doorways, furniture and other obstacles.
- Using its map, the Neato avoids most obstacles that other robots can only detect by impact. Just press the Start button and your Neato determines the best cleaning path to clean the floors using its unique, methodical straight-line pattern.
- Once it finishes cleaning one entire room, it drives through one of the "recognized doorways," to start cleaning the next room. And, with its powerful vacuum suction, it picks up all your dirt, debris, and pet hair on your floors.
- Bonus accessories include:
- 1 Replacement Squeegee Blade
- 4 Extra Filters
- 6 Replacement Brush Blades - Smart - The Room Positioning System (RPS) is the proprietary technology that makes Neato as smart as--sometimes smarter--than a human housekeeper. Go ahead and rearrange the furniture: Neato will adapt its course without missing a beat.
- Powerful - The high-performance vacuum inside your robot works in a precise back-and-forth motion, picking up even tiny specks, and easily sliding under sofas, tables and beds.
- Simple - Just charge it up, press the Start button, and watch it work. Once it's finished in one room, it will begin working in the next--or return automatically to its base for recharging and resume cleaning where it left off.
- Schedule everyday cleaning with a few simple button presses and your house is always ready for guests, even when you've been out all day.
- It works on all floor types--carpet, rugs, hardwood, Pergo, and tile--so you never have to clean another floor, even in your bathroom.
- It uses the most powerful vacuum system with efficient air flow and suction to clean up dirt, dust, and pet hair
- Easy to Use - Just press start and it cleans for you
- Low maintenance design means you just need to empty the dirt bin between cleanings
- Neato cleans using a back and forth pattern, ensuring that it thoroughly cleans all of your floors
- Largest dirt bin in a robotic vacuum—its easy to access and empty
- Designed as a true vacuum with a beater brush and the strongest suction available in any robotic vacuum cleaner
- Scuff-free navigation: At the vacuum's core is a centrifugal compression impeller that follows jet engine airflow principles. It creates sustained high-powered suction, allowing the Neato to thoroughly pick up dirt and debris
- Dimensions: 16" x 16" x 3"
In the box:
(1) Neato XV-12 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner includes:
- Charging Base
- Power Adapter
- Batteries
- Quick Stark Guide
- User's Guide
(1) Accessory Kit includes:
- (1) Replacement Squeegee Blade
- (4) Replacement Filters
- (6) Replacement Brush Blades
Specs
Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum w/Sensor, Room Mapping & Charging BaseAccessory Kit – 1 Replacement Squeegee Blade, 4 Replacement Filters, 6 Replacement Brush Blades
Specs
Neato XV-12 All Floor Robotic Vacuum w/Sensor, Room Mapping & Charging BaseAccessory Kit – 1 Replacement Squeegee Blade, 4 Replacement Filters, 6 Replacement Brush Blades
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 26.000s
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