Looking For Mr. Goodbook
“So, uh, hi. I’ve never done this before. Kinda weird. Ninety seconds to get to know someone, it’s pretty crazy-”
Well, I have done this before, and you just wasted twelve of those seconds, so let’s cut to the chase. Hi. I’m the HP 17.3” Blu-ray Notebook.
“Uh, hi, sorry. I’m Charles. I work in medical billing. In my free time, I collect cigarette tax stamps. I’m up to 47 states plus Guam. I’m also the proud papa of six – no, sorry, five cats. I’m sorry, I told myself I wasn’t going to cry tonight. My poor tabby Arsenio died a few months ago, and I guess I’m still not over it. I’m OK. I’ll be OK. So, uh, how about you?”
Listen, Charles, you seem like a nice guy, or at least harmless enough that I don’t specifically want to hurt your feelings. But with my specs, I’m really looking for a higher class of person right now.
“Oh. I see.”
It’s just, you know, my 6GB DDR3 memory and 500GB hard drive put me in an elite group of laptops. Even if I did settle for you, I would always resent the fact that I’d wasted my 17.3” widescreen LED and AMD A4-3300M 1.9GHz dual-core processor on someone like you. And frankly, I feel like even if you got your hands on a Radeon 6480G graphics card, you wouldn’t know what to do with it. It would be cruel of me to taunt you that way, like handing a Stradivarius to an orangutan. You understand, right?
“Sure. Sure, yeah. Looks like our time is about up anyway. Oh, uh, did I mention my extensive collection of custom Skyrim mods?”
Hmmm… OK, give me your number. Maybe I’ll give you a call sometime.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year HP
Condition: New
Features:
- Powered by an AMD A4-3300M 1.9GHz dual-core processor, the HP G7-1261NR Notebook PC helps you get the job done
- Stunning 17.3” diagonal HD+ BrightView LED widescreen display (1600 x 900)
- 6GB DDR3 memory (expandable to 8GB) for multi-tasking power
- Blu-ray SuperMulti drive – watch Blu-ray movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Windows 7 Home Premium simplifies everyday tasks with an improved taskbar, desktop enhancements, better device management and full-screen previews
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
Specifications: | |
Processor: | AMD A4-3300M (1.9GHz) |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display: | HD+ BrightView LED |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 6480G (up to 3061MB) |
Memory: | 6GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | Blu-ray SuperMulti DVD±RW |
Network: | 10/100 Base-T |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Card Reader: | Digital Media Card Reader (SD, MMC) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Sound: | SRS Premium with Altec Lansing Speakers |
Webcam: | Integrated |
Keyboard: | Full-Size with Integrated Keypad |
Pointing Device: | Multi-Gesture Touchpad |
I/O Ports: | |
HDMI: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 3 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Mic-in: | 1 |
Headphone-out: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
Dimensions: | |
16.22"(L) x 1.44"(H) x 10.55"(D) |
Weight: | |
6.05 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion G7-1261NR Dual-Core Notebook with 17.3” HD+ BrightView LED Display
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
HP G7-1261NR, 17.3” HD+ BrightView LED, AMD Dual-Core 1.9GHz, 6GB, 500GB, Blu-ray, 802.11n, W7HPSpecs
HP G7-1261NR, 17.3” HD+ BrightView LED, AMD Dual-Core 1.9GHz, 6GB, 500GB, Blu-ray, 802.11n, W7HPSales Stats
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