Sitter Roulette
"Ready to go, hon?"
Sure thing. When's the sitter getting here?
"You tell me."
You didn't get a babysitter?
"I thought you were getting the babysitter."
Well great. What do we do now? The Johnsons are expecting us in half an hour.
"I know! Let's try Sitter Roulette."
Is that ... ?
" ... just like Chat Roulette, only for finding babysitters instead of penises? Yes."
Great! Just let me fire up my HP Pavilion 17.3" AMD Quad-Core Laptop here and ...
"ACK. No!"
Yeah. NEXT!
"No."
Nope.
"Maybe?"
Nah. Too Mrs. Doubtfire.
"Yeah."
Oh my! Not enough Mrs. Doubtfire.
"I don't see the problem."
MOVING ON. How about ...
" ... huh. Maybe?"
But aren't you a little concerned about the ...
"Not really. I think it'd be fine."
OK cool. It's settled. Let me just ... whoops. They're gone.
"Man. Good help really is hard to find these days. Wanna just stay in and order Cajun?"
Sure.
Features
- Get reliable performance from the AMD A8-4500M quad-core accelerated processor
- 17.3" HD+ BrightView LED-backlit display with 1600 x 900 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 8GB DDR3L memory - For multitasking power
- 1TB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- USB 3.0 has transmission speeds of up to 5 Gbit/s, which is 10 times faster than USB 2.0
- Enhanced viewing with the Discrete-Class AMD Radeon HD 7640G graphics with up to 4206MB total graphics memory
- SuperMulti DVD burner - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built-in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
- Easily link with other Bluetooth-enabled devices, such as a mobile phone or MP3s players
- Windows® 8.1 makes the things you do every day easier
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available
Warranty: 90 Day HP
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD A8-4500M 1.9GHz Accelerated Processor (Turbo up to 2.8 GHz) 4MB L2 Cache |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ BrightView LED-backlit |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 7640G Discrete-Class graphics (with up to 4206MB total graphics memory) |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3L SDRAM (1 DIMM) (2 memory slots, user accessible) (Maximum Supported = 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB 5400RPM hard drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD burner |
Network: | 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 1x1 802.11b/g/n WLAN |
Card Reader: | Multi-format digital media card reader for SD cards |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Sound: | DTS Sound+ |
Webcam: | HP TrueVision HD |
Microphone: | Integrated Dual-Array Digital |
Keyboard: | Full-size keyboard with numeric keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures without on/off button |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Power: | |
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65W AC Adapter 6-cell 47WHr 2.2 Ah Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
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16.5"(W) x 1.29"(H) x 10.5"(D) |
Weight: | |
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5.99 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion 17.3" Laptop, AMD A8-4500M Quad-Core, 8GB DDR3, 1TB SATA, 802.11n, Bluetooth, Win8.1 - (Choose Color)
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Processor: | AMD A8-4500M 1.9GHz Accelerated Processor (Turbo up to 2.8 GHz) 4MB L2 Cache |
Processor Core: | Quad-Core |
Screen Size: | 17.3" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
Display Type: | HD+ BrightView LED-backlit |
Graphics: | AMD Radeon HD 7640G Discrete-Class graphics (with up to 4206MB total graphics memory) |
Memory: | 8GB DDR3L SDRAM (1 DIMM) (2 memory slots, user accessible) (Maximum Supported = 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 1TB 5400RPM hard drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection |
Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD burner |
Network: | 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN |
Wireless: | 1x1 802.11b/g/n WLAN |
Card Reader: | Multi-format digital media card reader for SD cards |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Speakers: | Stereo |
Sound: | DTS Sound+ |
Webcam: | HP TrueVision HD |
Microphone: | Integrated Dual-Array Digital |
Keyboard: | Full-size keyboard with numeric keypad |
Pointing Device: | Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures without on/off button |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 1 |
VGA: | 1 |
USB 3.0: | 2 |
USB 2.0: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
---|---|
Genuine Windows 8.1 (64-bit) |
Power: | |
---|---|
65W AC Adapter 6-cell 47WHr 2.2 Ah Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
16.5"(W) x 1.29"(H) x 10.5"(D) |
Weight: | |
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5.99 lbs |
In the box:
- HP Pavilion 17.3" Laptop, AMD A8-4500M Quad-Core, 8GB DDR3, 1TB SATA, 802.11n, Bluetooth, Win8.1 - (Choose Color)
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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