Hunger Lames
You know, the whole zombie apocalypse preparedness thing is so overdone at this point, especially since it's never actually going to happen. So instead, let's just focus on the practicality aspect of this Mountain House Freeze Dried Food.
How often would you say you go to the grocery store? Once a week? Twice, maybe? Probably every day if you're French. That's a lot of time wasted on buying food when you could be spending it converting your underground shelter to a walk-in pantry since, again, the zombie thing is never. going. to. happen.
Imagine how much Mountain House Freeze Dried Food you could store in there. Imagine how much money you'll save on produce that was just going to rot in your crisper anyway. Imagine how much room you'll now have in your fridge to store mind-control deflective helmets to ward off alien invaders.
Because let's be real. That $#!% is only a matter of time.
Features
Perfect for emergency retreats, outdoor adventures, extended hotel stays, road trips, camping, the hunting shack and more! Industry leading 30-year shelf life. Made In the USA!
4-Day Emergency Food Kit- Stackable 4-day boxed kit (measures 12"L x 8"W x 12"H)
- Contains a variety of popular breakfast, lunch and dinner entrees for one person
- Includes 12 total pouches
Contains:
Breakfast Skillet (2) - Each pouch contains 2 1-cup servings
Granola with Milk & Blueberries (2) - Each pouch contains 2 1/2-cup servings
Beef Stew (2) - Each pouch contains 2.5 1-cup servings
Lasagna with Meat Sauce (2) - Each pouch contains 2.5 1.25-cup servings
Noodles & Chicken (2) - Each pouch contains 2.5 1-cup servings
Italian Style Pepper Steak (2) - Each pouch contains 2.5 1-cup servings
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5-Day Emergency Food Kit
- Stackable 5-day boxed kit (measures 12"L x 8"W x 14"H)
- Compact making it easy to store anywhere you have room
- Variety of popular breakfast, lunch and dinner entrees for one person
- Contains 37 total servings with approximately
- 1,850 calories per day
- Includes 15 total pouches
Contains:
Biscuits & Gravy (2) - Each pouch makes 2 1-cup servings.
Breakfast Skillet (1) - Contains 2 1-cup servings.
Eggs with Ham & Peppers (2) - Each pouch makes 2 ¾-cup servings.
Chili Mac with Beef (2) - Each pouch makes 2.5 1-cup servings.
Chicken Fried Rice (2) - Each pouch makes 2.5 1-cup servings.
Macaroni & Cheese (2) - Each pouch makes 3 1 ¼-cup servings.
Mexican Rice & Chicken (2) - Each pouch makes 3 1-cup servings.
Pasta Primavera (2) - Each makes contains 2.5 1-cup servings.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Exact best by date will vary by pouch. Each pouch inside the box will have a best by date and a manufacture date on them. This page can help you find the Best By date for your item. All are backed by the 30-year taste guarantee and were manufactured in 2017.
In the Box:
(1) Mountain House Just In Case Emergency Food Supply Kit
Specs
Exact best by date will vary by pouch. Each pouch inside the box will have a best by date and a manufacture date on them. This page can help you find the Best By date for your item. All are backed by the 30-year taste guarantee and were manufactured in 2017.
In the Box:
(1) Mountain House Just In Case Emergency Food Supply Kit
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