We’re About To Leave The Building
We’re hoping the lack of sequins and rhinestones and gold embroidery will help our Screaming Monkey stay aloft for the foreseeable future. But it’s not a good precedent. If anybody hears about the Screaming Monkey giving away Cadillacs, or jetting out to L.A. once a month for his special enema, then we’ll really get alarmed.
Oh, and that insane shrieking isn’t just the cry of a kamikaze monkey with an easily-stained cape. It’s the figurative bell tolling for the end of yet another Woot-Off. Our regularly scheduled programming returns at midnight. We hope you’ve enjoyed our company as much as we’ve enjoyed our company. And thanks for enduring jokes like that one.
Features
Features:
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight range
- Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
Specs
Screaming Monkey with White CapeSpecs
Screaming Monkey with White CapeSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.770s
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