Yes, there was a Dyson Vacuum here earlier. Don't worry it will be back soon. But for a few glorious moments there's this crap. So grab it while it's hot, the same way you grabbed that green bean casserole out of the oven earlier (sorry about that!)
Or if you're the kind of person who doesn't like to have fun or surprises here's the link to that excellently priced Dyson vacuum cleaner that everyone is raving about.
Features
Limit one bag per 10 days per person.
That’s right. Our Crap uses the 1793 French Republican Calendar. And much like the French government in 1793, any funny business will be met with a guillotine. Don’t you try to double order. Don’t you try to use a separate account. Don’t you dress as a peasant and try to escape with the palace silverware. We’ll know and we’ll cancel the order on account of you being a jerkface. JERKFACES DON’T DESERVE CRAP. Otherwise best of luck.
THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v6.0
I. Thou shalt not be all upset when you find out what’s in this box and how you didn’t even need it in the first place.
II. Thou shalt not expect more than THREE crappy items of dubious origin and the titular bag.
III. Thou shalt do thou’s part and go post about thy bounty in the forums, be thy feelings positive or negative or even if thy cat wanders into the shot.
IV. Thou shalt go right up there and read these commandments a second time before thou has a breakdown about all the junk thou wasted money on. We call it crap for a reason, you know.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item
Specs
(1) Crappy Item
(1) Crappier Item
(1) Really Crappy Item
(1) Bag of some sort
(1) Realization that you are not living life the way it was intended to be lived
Specs
(1) Crappy Item
(1) Crappier Item
(1) Really Crappy Item
(1) Bag of some sort
(1) Realization that you are not living life the way it was intended to be lived
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