It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?
This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody (OMG). It's not a BOC or a WTF or an LOL. We take a product and make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.
The fine print:
- This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
- There is just ONE of these items in the box.
- There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
- It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.
- Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.
In the box:
We can't tell you, OK? That's why it's an Outrageous MYSTERY Goody.
Specs
Made up specs:
- It's bigger than a shoe box: 440mm (17 5/16") x 380mm (14 15/16") x 135mm (5 5/16")
- It's a little heavy but not too bad: 6.2kg (13 pounds, 11 ounces)
- It does something pretty specific, at two pretty specific speeds
- It says it has exceptional build quality and a precision-engineered tonearm
- It also says it's got anti-skate adjustment and adjustable counter-weight, whatever that means
- It also says it's got an anti-interference coupling circuit and a moving magnet, whatever that means
- It asks you to say goodbye to tangled wires and hello to effortless connectivity
Made up hint:
If you have this OMG deal already, you might be listening to some sweet tunes right now (yes, that's the same hint as the last one, but it's still valid.)