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A Walk in the Woods

by John Osebold

A Walk in the Woods

Today I walked into the woods
To breathe in the trees
To listen to the birds
To complete my geocaching mission
And maybe find true love

But O, I can't get a signal out here
I hate the woods
O wait, here's a signal
Never mind, it is gone
Just like the wind

Methinks I saw wood sprite
But lo, 'twas just the Sprite
I put in my backpack
It's caffeine free
Like the air

Bees chase me
Ow ow ow
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Ow ow ow
I shan't find love today