Hi! My name is Scott, and I've been a D.R. Who fan for over twenty years! I've designed a short quiz as an attempt to make you a better D.R. Who fan like me. As with all D.R. Who-related quizzes, there's no pressure here, but if you get even one question wrong, you have to stop watching the show forever. Okay? Okay! So let's go!
QUIZ QUESTION ONE: What one thing do all the greatest D.R. Who villains have in common?
That's right! All D.R. Who villains stay on the left of the screen in a group of three! This is a fast way for you, the viewer, to tell which characters are truly cool. If they're not in a group of three, or they appear on the right of the screen, pay them no mind. That's just the producers way of saying "Hey, we made these characters in a rush and they don't count." But that was an easy one. Get ready for Question Two...
QUIZ QUESTION TWO: What are the names of these companions?
Excellent! True D.R. Who fans know these companions instantly! From left to right, the companions are Matt Smith, Peter Davison, and Tom Baker. Did you spell it "Davidson" by mistake? Not if you're a true fan! Now get ready for Question Three, the hardest question yet!
QUIZ QUESTION THREE: What are all these photographs featuring?
Correct! Of course these are the paintings from Series 5, when The Doctor reveals that noted artist Georgia O'Keefe is still alive and well on the Movellan homeworld, painting with new inspiration from the Brush Of Rassilon. But there's one last question to go before you can call yourself The Time Lord (or Lady) Triumphant! Think you can do it? Let's go!
QUIZ QUESTION FOUR: Identify all these characters, all of whom have "The" in their name.
Bet we lost some of you here! From top right, clockwise, you're looking at The Master (standing), The Sevateem, The Brigadier and The Sontarans.
If you passed this quiz, you're truly qualified to call yourself a D.R. Who fan. Congrats! You're a true Whoopier! All the rest of you, come back when you regenerate into someone who knows the answers. (What a slam! If you were a TRUE fan you'd be laughing.)