The rain. It gives crops much needed moisture. It does something good for the aquifer or something. Other than that, it's a big jerk. So find out HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM RAIN.
1. don't go outside
2.
3. hey wait where are you going
4. oh yeah I guess we need food
5. but man look at that rain
6. are you sure there's NOTHING in the house
7. check the garbage
8. how can we have nothing in the garbage
9. hmm
10. ok use the garbage bag
11. well you have to use the garbage bag
12. because I accidentally destroyed the umbrella trying to see if fire would—listen the point is we don't have an umbrella
13. ok good luck
14.
15. hey you're back, that was fast
16. YAY YOU FOUND DOG FOOD IN THE GARAGE
17. nomnomnom
18. haha suck it, rain
19. what was that sound
20. oh crap, lightning ripped a hole in the roof
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22. can I have some of that garbage bag