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There Can Be Only Pun: Crappy College Basketball Teams

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Crappy College Basketball Teams!

Next week, the tournament of young basketball teams begins. We'll be taking the week off from the pun post, so we figured we'd celebrate now… with some really crappy college basketball teams. That's right. We're looking for bathroom humor in the form of basketball team puns. Use the whole team name or just the school. Here are a few examples:

  • Kenyucky Wildscats
  • Syrapoops
  • Puke Poo-Devils

We showed you ours! Now you show us yours!

The best from last time (Boozy Board Games):

  1. Ginga(from champun Barkwoot)
  2. Bacardis Against Humanity (from carol carol)
  3. Snakes and Lagers (from lichee)