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There Can Be Only Pun: Math in the Kitchen!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Math in the Kitchen

We're doing a pretty mathy Woot-Off right now, so I figured, why not get a little mathy in the pun post too? Except it's not just math. It's mathematical kitchen stuff. Check it:

  • Aluminum F.O.I.L.
  • Multiplikitchen Table
  • Long DiviShun Knives

Your turn! Holla at me in the comments, and I'll holla at my favez nezt week! (That's how mathematicians talk, right?)

Last Time's Winner (Sci-Fi Farms): Cattlecar Galactica from MOS95B.

Other Favorites: 2001: A Space Oat-essy from stevepom546, and Steer Trek III: The Search for Livestock from pun post hall-of-famer SQUITODEA.