There Can Be Only Pun: Tea Time

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Horror-Movie-Themed Tea Shop!

You guys, I need some help! AND QUICK! I'm working on opening my own store. It's a horror-movie-themed tea shop. I've got pretty much everything figured out - a location, some funding, all of the appropriate licenses, etc. - but I FORGOT TO NAME IT! I know - SO DUMB! I've only been able to come up with a few ideas:

  • Friday the ThirTEAnth
  • The Hills Have Chais
  • Suspiria, a film by Darjeelingo Argento

But, I'm not sold on any of these. You guys can do better, I just know it! So please, post your horror movie tea puns in the comments for me to consider! Thanks in advance!

Last week's winner (dog costume): Arf. Kelly from user benbyerly.

Other Favorites: Dogtor Who? from Slydon; Bichon "Puffy" Combs from dracjr; Limp Biscuit from susiequeued.

Photo by Laurel Fan used under a Creative Commons License.