HOLY EPIC PUNNING, BATMAN! You guys made it SOOOOOO hard to choose a top three this week. There were just so, so many good entries. Based on some of the responses in the forums, we might not be too popular after you see our choices but IT'S NOT UP TO YOU IS IT?
Though you came close, no one guessed the Secret Pun, which was "Reese Whiskerspoon." That means next week's pot will be worth $10. Additionally, we've added a new category. Along with Honorable Mentions and Secret Puns, we're going to start recognizing LOL Puns. These are the entries that, for one reason or another, don't make the top three but do make us snort uncontrollably. So keep an eye out for that!
Now on to this week. This one is pretty broad. We will accept anything that is a mash-up between musicians/bands and any sort of exercise/physical fitness.
Examples:
- Matchboxing 20
- Swimi Hendrix
- P90 Skrillex
Bonus Example:
- Flock of Kegels
Now for the best from last week, Shred Carpet:
- Whisk Khalifa (littlebobina)
- Michael FassBlender (urhistory)
- Sylzester Stallone (omnistache)
Honorable Mentions:
- Mike Rowewave (barkwoot)
- Ladle Richard (mibroker)
- Bette Muddler (Suziewrite)
- Patrick Skewert and Aaron Sporkin (axphw1)
LOLZ:
- Lazy Susan Sarandon (goldilion)
Now that we're actually giving stuff away, the legal peeps tell us we need these Terms and Conditions. So there they are.