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U and I

by John Osebold

U and I

If I could rearrange
The letters in the alphabet
I would put U and I
In separate alphabets
For U have betrayed I
And I shall never trust U again

Why were U with Y
Last Saturday when I needed U
To attend that stupid party with I
Because U know I hate parties
Especially L and A's parties
Which are LAme

U and I are through
I will never appear with U again
Not in 'fruit' nor 'business'
And certainly not 'pursuit'
Which contains two of U
I am joining the number system