Monday, May 08

Music Monday: Advice Songs

by Scott Lydon

Happy Music Monday! Need some advice? Maybe you can get it from a song! Scott's found five advice songs that might lead you to being a better you. No promises, though. You have to WANT to change.

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)


Before he was a director, he was a great songwriter! Well, okay, maybe "great" is being kind. But this song did chart, and a lot of people still remember it from their young, glorious days. And hey, it's not wrong. You should wear sunscreen when you can.

More advice coming up. For Heaven's sake, take it!

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Tuesday, January 15

So You Want to Be a Famous Writer, Part 2: Your Manuscript

by Randall Cleveland

Now that you've secured a crippling personality defect that fans and journalists can use to paint you with the broadest of strokes, it's time to get to the actual task of writing. Any writers' forum online will tell you that you need to start writing immediately and often because writing is like any other exercise in that you have to do it often to get good at it. These people are idiots.

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Friday, October 19

So You Want to Be A Famous Writer

by Randall Cleveland

Writing is one of the least-valued and under-appreciated occupations a person can get into. Seriously. Go check out's listings for "writers." Check out how many goofballs are convinced you'll be willing to crank out six articles a day for "exposure." If you've ever had the privilege of working as a writer in a company or agency, you know it's pretty much a non-stop barrage of Could you please justify your existence again? and I'm not sure how to allocate you on a spreadsheet, exactly.

How do you get around this indignity? Simple: you become one of the greats. And I'm going to show you how with free, easy to understand lessons right here because I'm probably the nicest guy on the planet.

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Tuesday, July 31

So You Want to Start A Shadowy Cabal of Assassins! Chapters 1-3

by Randall Cleveland

Greetings! If you're reading this you've taken the first step towards establishing your own sinister league of assassins for nefarious purposes: purchasing this book!

Shooting Nocturne - Assassin's Creed - Louvres - Paris - 2011-10-01- P1260121
Training is a joy when you're an assassin! And incredibly attractive.


Sure, television and movies make it look easy, but there's a lot that goes into establishing yourself as an insidious global force of death and mayhem. Lucky for you, you've acquired the best guide on the market! Read on, and learn the inside tricks of the trade that other assassins won't share because they're too worried you'll take their business!

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