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There Can Be Only Pun: Fish of Football!

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fishy Football Players!

You guys know the Puppy Bowl, right? Well, guess what? This year it's going to be FISH BOWL, and they've put ME in charge! That's right, during halftime, you can tune in to watch a variety of sea creatures GO AT IT! Here's the only problem: I need names for the "players" involved. So far, I only have three:

  • Stringray Lewis
  • Troy Pollockmalu
  • Tim Teblowfish

I need A LOT more than that! So please, help me come up with some Fishy Football Player Names in the comments (any football player will do; not just those playing this weekend), and I'll choose my favorites next week!

Last week's winner (90s band wrestling leagues): Pound Gardenx from thumperchick.

Other Favorites: BareKnuckled Ladies from MertWindu; Sara McLegLocklan from llandar; and Iron-Duncan Shiek from MissieBird.

Photo by flickr user ScubaBeer, used under a Creative Commons License.